Kids in my neighborhood!

I really can't stand little rugrats that parents do not teach them any morals. So, I drove home and I always go through this alley to get home. It is not this dingy alley. It is by a school and these kids usually play basketball around there. So, there were five kids who were playing football and I slowed down. So, one little rugrat decide it was hilarious to trhow acorn at my car. I heard a thump. I was like "NO HE DID NOT". Stop my car and reverse back. They ran back to their homes. I decide to stop my car in the middle of the street and chase them down in my stiletto heels. They ran back to their projects. I shouted at them. Your little rats... that is a brand new car. I decide to get my big bad fiance and he said no. He said "You better watch out, they might have guns." Come on, these kids are five years old."