tomorrow my baby turns 39

I remember the day I met my baby, he was only 30. Wow that seems ages ago. Tomorrow he will be 39. WOW!!! Old ass. I remember asking him... you have kids. I don't like kids and don't date guys with kids. Oh, I almost forgot our anniversary. We have been together for 9 years now. Dammmmmmnnn! Next year it will be 10. I feel ancient.